Plantinga on the Problem of Evil

In Chapter VIII of The Nature of Necessity Plantinga tackles the problem of how evil and an all-powerful God can coexist. Since there is no God and, if there were, he should be fucked up the ass, who the hell cares what faggot preachers like Plantinga have to say about the subject? The best part is where Plantinga uses logic to prove the old Calvinist rope-a-dope about how if you commit even one little teeny tiny sin you done be bad troo an' troo (He calls it "transworld depravity"). Remember that cookie you stole when you were five? Well, you better get yer fire insurance now 'cause you be gwine t'hell, brudda. St. John Calvin tole me so.